faine

faine

i like movies but i love to do menial tasks like making lists and ranking things

Favorite films

  • Watching the Detectives
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
  • The Wind That Shakes the Barley

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • (500) Days of Summer

    ½

  • The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

  • The Wind That Shakes the Barley

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    I really enjoyed watching this movie. I will preface this review by saying that I have not seen Parasite. Idk if i’m being the “guy who’s only seen one movie” right now, but this was definitely giving me huge Blade Runner 2049 vibes. A welcome rendition, and definitely a ripe concept for technocratic critiques. Many might read this as being base level anti-tr*mp sentiment, but actually I think they only used a trumpian voice to broadcast very el*n specific evils.…

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ½

    Infuriated at the thought of any male executives in the production or distribution companies giving this project any money. Fuck this stupid fucking movie and the idiotic fucking ending. I am not stupid and I understand that at the time this was meant to be satirical, but it’s not even funny. All the men are strangely violent and I think it has become decontextualized to the point where I know guys like that and girls who want to be summer…

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  • Secretary

    Secretary

    ★★★

    The set design in this movie was genuinely perfect in so many ways. So fun and colorful and yass!!! I’m not going to lie to you this movie was a serve. Definitely not PG or SFW… But if you want to know what would happen if two people not only matched each others freak but also cultivated it, this is the movie for you. I will say it is Jarring to see Spader in this role after only knowing him…

  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    high key wack and i am just confused because every time i try to see a movie with liam in theaters it ends up being about cannibalism and i wish that was not the case??? personal problem though i guess. i don’t know if anyone’s aura will recover from this movie except hunter schaefer and jesse plemmons because they both had unlimited aura points to begin with

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