Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Split Second 1992

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  whole thing plays out like the one of the best piece of shit point-and-click neo-noir computer games of its time

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  you’re a weird freak for giving this movie any sort of star rating. idk, this movie is a big w for dads everywhere. the only other people in the theater with us on a Wednesday evening were a family who’s kid said that it was the best thing he’d ever seen when the credits started rolling. against all odds, this country is still capable of doing great things like putting a crying Daffy Duck slamming his head with a car door onto the big screen

Popular reviews

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  The Reliant 2019

  ½ Watched 17 Dec 2019 1

  The really liked the part when the angry son got really mad at god and shot an AR into the sky

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  The Hidden 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  my favorite part is when Dougie Jones *a huge fart rips out of my ass* can’t believe I was totally unaware of this movie before a couple weeks ago, cus it fuckin ROCKS

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