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Smile 2 2024
Took a while for me to just sit down and watch Smile 2 and the only real reason I could come up with as to why I hadn't is because I figured despite all the reviews I was seeing from people whose taste I trust... it couldn't actually be good, right? The first really surprised me in how well crafted it was. A concept that SHOULD NOT work more than once, Smile 2 takes everything that made the first a…
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X-Men: First Class 2011
Finally. After two bad movies for this X-Men watch along with my partner, we are back on track with a fun one. Deciding to essentially reboot everything, First Class tells the story of how the much beloved Charles and Erik friendship/rivalry from earlier entries in the franchise and in the comics began. James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender live up to the performances of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, matching their energy (that may or may not be a biiiiiiiit homoerotic)…
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The Substance 2024
The genre of body horror usually has something deeper to say other than “look at this gross shit” and The Substance is no different but also is different because of that deeper meaning. Hollywood’s superficiality especially of aging women is on full blast here, preying on the insecurities of a once famed but now faded star and the lengths she will go to remain relevant to an industry that will chew and spit her out, rinse and repeat. I don’t…
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The Thing 1982
The greatest remake, greatest sci fi horror, greatest horror film period. It’s in my top 4 for a reason. John Carpenter’s The Thing is one of those movies that I wish I had been alive when it came out just to experience it in a packed theater. To see everyone questioning who was infected and gasping when heads start splitting open and turning into weirdo spiders and our freaky fucking alien dog pops up. That’s what makes a movie great…
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