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Favorite films

  • Spring Breakers
  • Scream
  • First Blood
  • Zero Day

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  • The Bling Ring

    ★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★

  • Spring Breakers

    ★★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

    ★★½

    Mildly embarrassing that this came out a year after Spring Breakers. Sauceless and cynical. 23 year old Emma Watson pretends to be a teenager from California surrounded by actual American children, which is jarring. Everybody else is like 17/18 in real life while Emma Watson is there as an adult trying to do a hack impression of preppy valley girls.

    I’m sure everybody’s mom thought this movie was clever when it came out.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★

    Laura just wanted to protect Donna ):

    I love Laura and Bobby together. Real ones will get it.

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★★

    In 2012, if you were to call yourself a “fan” of this movie it would likely stem from the belief that this movie is “actually” or “secretly” or “surprisingly” intelligent, contrary to its marketing. This is because we falsely assume a correlation between intelligence and quality when appreciating art. I don’t believe that this movie is materially different from what trailers lead us to think. You could easily predict the general outcome of the narrative.

    If you go into the…

  • Godzilla vs. Megalon

    Godzilla vs. Megalon

    ★★★★½

    The main character of this film drives a yellow 1966 Volkswagen 1600 TL. Earlier he drives a brown 1970 Ruska Classica. There is a point where three people sit in a chic white fur conversation pit. There are so many aesthetic flourishes all over this movie and they’re all mesmerizing. 

    There is an underground race of people in this movie called the Seatopians who call on Megalon to take revenge on humans for destroying their environment with nuclear bombs. The Godzilla…