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Poor Things 2023
"Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle. You never stopped hoping; now you're in a Pinsk, Rochelle, Rochelle. When the naysayers 'nay' you picked up your pace. You said nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face. I'm having adventures all over the place, Rochelle, ROCHELLE!" - Bette Midler, Seinfeld (1995)
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The Zone of Interest 2023
Let’s adapt Dune but only show the Harkonnens vacuuming.
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A View to a Kill 1985
Roger Moore’s last film was probably my least-watched Bond growing up. I think I’d only seen it in full… twice? Three times? Either this one or Moonraker (not counting the last few Craig entries.)
It’s honestly not terrible! It is a bit bland, and Moore is way too old—some bad editing is unable to hide decades-younger stunt doubles in more than a few action sequences—but Walken is a delightfully evil villain and the score, centered around Duran Duran’s massive hit, is…
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The Man with the Golden Gun 1974
Overall, this one is silly and extra sexist, has an awful song and really dumb Bond girl, and contains way, way, way too much J.W. Pepper (why is a hick sheriff from the backwoods of Louisiana on vacation in Thailand in 1974?), but I think I’ve come around on the slide whistle that mars what should be one of the coolest car stunts in cinematic history. It’s such an insanely bad choice that I kind of love it?
The climactic…
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Babes in Toyland 1934
Between the same-sex marriage, vilification of landlords, trials based on trumped-up charges, and banishment of criminals to Bogeyland instead of sending them to prison, Toyland is the future liberals want.
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