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  Anora 2024

  Watched 19 Feb 2025

  TOO DAMN LONG. But I’m only comparing Sean Baker to Sean Baker here so even with the length issue, it’s a banger.

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  Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  525,600 STARS

Popular reviews

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  The Killing of a Sacred Deer 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2023

  Can’t believe I listened to people who told me this was bad in 2017. Cutting every one of them out my life with immediate effect.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Just watched Broey Deschanel’s analysis video Saltburn: The Tublr-ification of Cinema on YT and felt compelled to come back and actually share my thoughts this time. 

  God what a stupid fucking film this is. Painfully vapid. It’s cocomelon for people who think they want class commentary in movies. Sure, it’s pretty, but not a lot else?? The film is utterly devoid of real substance, disguised under the idea that it has something to say about *checks EF interview* desire (?!).…

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