Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Christmas in the Spotlight 2024

  Watched 21 Dec 2024

  sooo boooriiingg

Popular reviews

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  Host 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2020 2

  I own that stupid black ikea chair with the three flat spokes and now i'm just side-eyeing it from the couch.

  Fun fact: the seat is NOT attached to the chair and they probably had to nail it down

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2019

  this movie has everything:
  weird sex stuff
  crushing isolation
  hot mermaids
  copious masturbation scenes
  uncomfortable homoeroticism
  devolution into madness
  intricate rituals
  inconsistent accents
  willem defoe, crestfallen: "yer fond of me lobster, ain't ye?"
  gaslighting
  sexual attraction to a lighthouse
  phallic lighthouse symbolism