"Pfft Hercules didn't shape me that much as a person," I mutter as I eat off my vintage melamine McDonald's Happy Meal Hercules plate and quote every word of the movie and repress the funny feelings I had about my Meg doll as a kid and how I also believed that if I was simply a good enough person that I could find my place in the world and not feel like an awkward weirdo
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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
I've been down with a cold for five days now, and the fog in my brain has finally lifted, leaving me with only the restlessness and self-loathing that comes with being "unproductive" while resting. I knew I needed a movie, something from my backlog, maybe give me a little cry to help loosen up the rest of my congestion.
Ten minutes passed after the credits rolled before I could finally wipe my eyes and blow my nose. I guess the…
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Last Night in Soho 2021
CW: Discussions of themes related to this film, including assault, trauma, being followed, and mental illness
I was 12 years old the first time I was followed, by two teenage boys as I was out trick-or-treating. I was 15 when a man caressed my knee in a packed movie theater. I was 16 when a drunk man grabbed me on the sidewalk when I was out with a friend. The first memory was apparently repressed, but dredged up as I…
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Asteroid City 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
In the midst of Wes Anderson's latest venture, Asteroid City, Dinah - prodigy and youngest child (as well as only daughter) of famed actress Midge Campbell poses a question to Woodrow, fellow prodigy and son of the recently widowered war photographer Augie Steenbeck.
"Do you ever think you'd feel more at home in outer space?"
Woodrow agrees. So do I.
Wes romances the idea of yearning for identity and closure in Asteroid City. Our five junior stargazers are all awkward…
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