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Trancers 1984
For some reason, when I feel under the weather, I am drawn to Full Moon movies like a moth to a flame. They’re cinematic chicken noodle soup to me. Not like good, homemade chicken soup made with love; more like a forgotten can of Campbell's at the back of your pantry that is like, two months over the expiration date, but you say to yourself, “that’s more of a recommended use by date, I’m sure it’s fine.” So you crack…
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Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island 1998
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It’s difficult for me to review a movie that I watched regularly growing up. The closer a movie is to being important to me, the harder it is for me to put into words what I like about it, and this movie is nothing if not important to me.
I grew up with what I used to think of as “my parents” version of Scooby-Doo constantly playing at home. You get used to the formula, and it becomes something of…
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The Lost Platoon 1990
I woulda preferred more vampire action than warcrime action, but I guess if its vampires doing the warcrimes it still counts as vampaction? Not sure about the legalities on such matters. I'll contact my lawyer and adjust my rating accordingly.
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Terror Train 2 2022
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Tubi’s Terror Train was such a pleasant surprise. Loved it. I open Tubi just now, and lo and behold: Terror Train 2. It short circuited me for a breath. I thought maybe I somehow missed the first movie being called Terror Train 2, and it was a loose sequel to the original movie or something. Nope, turns out it’s a new movie they just released. I’m so glad I stumbled onto it blindly.
In the vein of The Descent 2,…
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