garfiald

garfiald

name one good movie. you cant

Favorite films

  • Contempt
  • Raw
  • La Pointe Courte
  • Om Dar-B-Dar

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  • The Sacrifice

    ★★★

  • The Alchemists

  • Kakomando

    ★★

  • Try Hard

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  • Cowboy Bebop

    Cowboy Bebop

    ★★★★

    Glad I finally got around to finishing this. The lows are pretty low but the highs are very high indeed.

    One thing that I found ceaselessly amusing is that every single episode's plot hinges on a ludicrous coincidence. If you like this series, you like coincidences! Sorry to break it to you.

  • The Penguin

    The Penguin

    ★★

    A good erotic thriller trapped in a bad supervillain series trapped in a mediocre crime drama.

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  • Lawrence of Arabia

    Lawrence of Arabia

    ★½

    As an Arab, I learnt a lot of really interesting things from this film. I learnt that I should be grateful to the Good White Man for evolving from thinking of me as "greedy, barbarous, and cruel", to thinking of me as arcanely tribal but fundamentally good, if I'm given the chance to shine afforded to me by the Good White Man's leadership. I also learnt Alec Guinness was deserving of a bigger role as an Arab than Omar Sharif…

  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★★

    this is why i only get my pussy waxed professionally

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