Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Deforestation of Jerry 2016

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  ts pissed me all the way off

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  Flight Risk 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  it wouldn’t have went down like that

Popular reviews

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  The Seventh Continent 1989

  ½ Watched 21 Dec 2023

  probably the most pointless, boring, depressing movie i’ve ever had the displeasure of watching.

  i don’t care if that’s the point, your movie is fucking boring so it’s bad. sure, mundanity and everyday life is repetitive and boring for those that are trapped in the wage labour cycle, we all know that haneke. making a slow ass movie where nothing happens just to point that out doesn’t provide any sort of revelatory experience. in fact that’s exactly the issue with…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Nov 2022 1

  i fully just cannot believe that you, as someone who has seen bare movies and loves a film like prisoners that has an intensely gripping story with incredibly nuanced characters and just impeccable acting throughout, can enjoy dross like no way home bro. like seriously there is barely an ounce of any substance whatsoever 😭😭😭😭
  fr marvel was just like let’s throw all these characters at the audience as a thinly veiled attempt to use nostalgia to distract them from…

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