Jordan Washington

Jordan Washington

Favorite films

  • The Worst Person in the World
  • The Florida Project
  • Children of Men
  • C'mon C'mon

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Electric State

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

  • Beautiful Men

    ★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    This is grade A satire, loved it. The plot got a little lost in the sauce, but it was thoroughly funny. Pattinson is an acting great and I love Mark Ruffalo on his buffoon game again.

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    Nah, you really didn’t have to do any of this.

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    Is it too late to join the church and become a cardinal!? The red, the white, the TEA. I am living for the political drama and sequestration. 

    Forget Survivor, I want to start having conclave parties. Where are we grabbing pizza tonight? We must start the conclave, we vote until we have reached a two-thirds majority. Everyone must dress the part, only red vape pens allowed, you must have a fat gold ring too.

  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

    It took a little bit of time to adjust to the camera perspective, but that’s expected when you shoot a movie fundamentally different than 99% of movies.  The closest comparison point I have is The Tree of Life which I adamantly hated. The difference here is the film choices made add to the strength of the story. Not to mention some of the shot compositions are truly stunning and the inclusion of archival photos pack quite the punch.