ghoullian

ghoullian

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
  • The Thing

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  • Locked

    ★★★½

  • The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

  • Attack of the Crab Monsters

    ★★★★

  • House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★★

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  • Locked

    Locked

    ★★★½

    anthony “tough titty” hopkins jigsaws his way into bill skarsgard’s life, when really what he needed was to start a cringe conservative politics podcast

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

    the invisible man is such a dick and it’s so funny. he is constantly breaking everyone’s shit and sending cops bumbling and falling over. the best scene is when a woman is screaming like crazy and then it cuts to a disembodied pair of pants skipping down the street singing about frozen nuts. 
    I wish that there was less screaming because I had a headache while watching and it was difficult.

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  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ½

    I hated every character in this movie. 
    the whole film is deeply unsexy. there was something genuinely compelling about the weird divorced psychosexual energy between jo and bill in the original.
    this is just mr beast in a cowboy hat playing bro country and being annoying. 
    I think the high resolution really kills the gritty vibe of the original. 
    this story is extremely dull. and I know no one is doing it like michael crichton nowadays. but come on. ugh.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    what if nausicaa of the valley of the wind was mixed with starship troopers and starring marty mcfly