Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Don't You Forget About Me 2009

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  71 minutes of "john hughes movies are amazing and movies suck now and all the modern actresses are whores" and then they fucking killed john hughes

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  Spoiler Alert 2022

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  "this is marilyn with her 40 library books and her knitting" she's just like me fr
  anyway when the cosi guy died, it was almost as sad as when the cosi at my college closed. also also i can't believe this is the second movie i've seen where the protagonist has an unhealthy obsession with smurfs and the love interest isn't as weirded out by that as they should be

Popular reviews

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  Dumplin' 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  i can't believe i hated this movie when it first came out. i guess i've grown a lot since i was 16 (minimal pun intended)

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I can’t believe he broke up with Marilyn Monroe to increase shareholder value only to facilitate her lesbian awakening. Nobody’s perfect, I guess