Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 2016

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  this movie wasn't so bad that it was good, but it also wasn't so bad that it was bad. it was simultaneously genius and terrible like some kind of hypostatic union

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  Don't You Forget About Me 2009

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  71 minutes of "john hughes movies are amazing and movies suck now and all the modern actresses are whores" and then they fucking killed john hughes

Popular reviews

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  Dumplin' 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  i can't believe i hated this movie when it first came out. i guess i've grown a lot since i was 16 (minimal pun intended)

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I can’t believe he broke up with Marilyn Monroe to increase shareholder value only to facilitate her lesbian awakening. Nobody’s perfect, I guess