The Last Kelton

The Last Kelton

I review content through the lens of talking about the big ideas surrounding bad movies/series and blockbusters.

Favorite films

  • Southland Tales
  • The Green Knight
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Dune

Recent activity

All
  • Barbarian

    ★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Uncharted

    ★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★

    me and my friends would’ve killed Frank with hammers I can tell you that much

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★½

    with a killer soundtrack and stellar fight-choreography, anything less than 4 stars is a tragedy

Popular reviews

More
  • Old

    Old

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • You're Next

    You're Next

    ★★★½

    maniac pickaxe dreamgirl 🥰

Following

6K