Favorite films

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  Rewatched 14 Feb 2025

  I hope the people in the alternate universe where they made 20 sequels are having a very bad day today.

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  Bottoms 2023

  Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Rachel Sennott looks too much like my ex for me to have a coherent opinion of this movie other than it sucks to realize as an adult that when I was in middle school and thought I was dressing cool like Posdnuos, I actually looked like Ayo Edibiri pretending to be a lesbian.

Popular reviews

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  The Postman 1997

  Watched 09 Apr 2021

  One issue with Letterboxed is that a person can only log one day as having watched a movie even though sometimes it takes three.

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  The Ninth Gate 1999

  Rewatched 09 Oct 2021

  Most thrillers don’t have jaunty theme music, long photocopier scenes, and a protagonist who gets stuck in a floor, but

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