wow. that was beautiful.
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
thought i’d relate to tom but he just pissed me off and was annoying the whole time. Like i was ready to cry and be like “omg literally situationship core” but i was so bored and summer is lowkey valid
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One-Eyed Monster 2008
“i’m gonna roll you like a carpet ride you like a Harley and flip you like an cheese omelet”
I couldn’t tear my eyes away i was so entranced by ron jeremy’s penis and the situations surrounding it so i think maybe this could happen in real life and that fills me with terror but also joy
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Alien: Romulus 2024
so nasty but so awesome i liked the wretched things’ geometric front pussy and square teeth
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