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Alien: Covenant 2017
Today I gambled watching Prometheus for the first time, and was surprised how much I liked it. I went double or nothing and watched Covenant and it's one of the naffest films I've ever seen. I don't understand why they made an Alien movie this boring, ponderous and weepy. It's fucking Alien. Also I refuse to accept that people are singing Take Me Home, Country Roads and listening to R&B while having sex in the space shower in this future space trucking Alien universe. It STINKS.
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