Occasionally, I feel guilty about disliking a movie. Everyone else loves this. And on its surface, it seems exactly like a movie I would love myself. Every frame of the film is gorgeous. It’s got great music. It’s a movie about spies. Many of the performances are top-notch — Fassbender, Marisa Abela, Naomie Harris, and Tom Burke are all fantastic. And most of all, it’s got that Soderbergh Ocean’s Eleven effortless cool oozing from every pore.
And I didn’t care…