Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Revenge 2017

  ★★★ Watched 15 May 2020

  Wants me to accept some pure bullshit. But I'll do it. For the blood. And bums. And drugs.

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  Slave to the Grind 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 01 May 2020

  I will be blastbeating on my desk for the foreseeable.

Popular reviews

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  From Beyond 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2020

  That was fucking jank. Everything looks like spaghetti and rice pudding and it's awesome.

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  Apollo 11 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2020 2

  Buzz Aldrin's pulse was 88bpm when he was being exploded into fucking space. My heart was beating faster than that watching it just now. Inside a rocket still counts as inside, Neil. Take your sunglasses off.