Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I spent far too much of this film worrying about how the women would get off the island if their revenge was successful for it to never end up even being remotely plot relevant.

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  The Mist 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Quite impressive how, despite the film being made in 2007, you can tell exactly how every character would’ve voted in the 2024 election.

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Me, an hour in: “Not entirely sure why this is listed as a horror, seems more like a detective thriller.”

  Me, at the end: “O…kay, then.”

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  Orphan 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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