Gronkiie

Gronkiie

Favorite films

  • The Animatrix
  • Possessor
  • Blade Runner
  • Suspiria

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  • Single White Female

    ★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ★★★½

  • Chopper

    ★★★

  • Memoirs of a Geisha

    ★★★½

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  • Single White Female

    Single White Female

    ★★★½

    In the 20’s reboot Allie would still be a UX designer and Hedy they/them would probably be  a neurodivergent DJ who never shows up to their gigs yet still gets booked, lying about several physical disorders, closeted trust fund baby.
    They would most definitely not be in the Ansonia, Bushwick north at best and sharing with 6 other people. Allie and hedy would already be in a polycule and the drama would start when one of Allies partners wants to be monogamous. 
    The film would be predictable, have Jordan Peele esq race politics and an overall nextflixey vibe about it. 
    I hope it never gets made.

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★★★½

    It’s me, I’m the one who’s really your husband
    It’s.. meeeeeeeeeeee !!
    So if you care to find me, look in your boyfriends boot, as someone told me lately, "Everyone deserves the chance to MOAN"

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  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★½

    Pshyce would have absolutely tore in naarm

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    Fromsoft ah film… Ethel Cain would have tore on the score