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self-taught Stephen Dorff filmography expert

Favorite films

  • Conspiracy of Silence
  • The Trial
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Stand Up Solutions

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Men at Work

    ★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Flatliners

    ★★★

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  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★

    They should have had real vocalists record the songs and just let the actors lip sync. No one was dying to hear how random actors can’t exactly sing well. I also I have no real reason but I hate Colin Filth

  • Gia

    Gia

    ★★

    Editing sucks, questionable creative decisions. Why does her mom have the hokiest sounding Midwest accent, she’s from Philly?

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  • Mob Land

    Mob Land

    ★★

    I drove 90 min to see this in theaters with my bf (we are true dorffheads). The editing was weird, the music drops were just bad to me and trying to cheaply evoke all these emotions that the movie did not actually earn. 

    My bf rightly pointed out this movie was almost like a “cover song” of no country for old men but kinda poorly done. It even has a parallel to the coin scene etc. 

    John travolta does well…

  • Tennis Anyone?

    Tennis Anyone?

    ★★½

    Dunno why Letterboxd says this movie is 140 min, it's 102 min. Take it from me, someone whose boyfriend bought the DVD off eBay to support the pursuit of watching every Stephen Dorff movie...

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