Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Damned Don't Cry 1950

  Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  this feels like burning a candle in the living room after you’ve done the dishes. accomplished and cozy

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  The Number 23 2007

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  NEED TOPSY KRETTS 😫

Popular reviews

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  The Line, the Cross & the Curve 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2020

  The sexiest unibrow to ever grace the silver screen

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  High Tension 2003

  ★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2020

  You’d think that someone who masturbates while listening to reggae would be a lot more chill than that