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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  I finally watched one of my most anticipated films of 2024! I’ve been wanting to see The Substance forever now, and I’ve done my best not to spoil myself. I enjoyed a nice edible with my first viewing, which I don’t know if it enhanced the experience or not. Everyone kept telling me it’s so gory, it's very body horror and gross. Even my father, who isn’t weak when it comes to gore, said it was too much for him.…

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I want to make a few things clear: this is not the weirdest film I’ve ever watched, and surely not the weirdest sexual movie I’ve ever seen. I’m a kinky, horror lesbian, I’ve seen some freaky shit before. Saltburn made me genuinely uncomfortable, mainly due to the awkwardly cringy moments. I watched The Substance and Saltburn back-to-back while high. I said, “I hate this” or “Hey guys, I hate this,” more in Saltburn than The Substance. I barely flinched with…

Popular reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Listen, I’m all for people with their own opinions on films. If you don’t like movies like Skinamarink, that’s okay! If you fucking hated this film, that is completely valid! What isn’t ok with me is when certain people say, “I wonder how much it took them to convince themselves that Skinamarink was good,” or “Me sleeping peacefully knowing I’m not lying my ass off by saying that Nosferatu (2024) is good.” As an individual, you have freedom of opinion…

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  Basket Case 1982

  ★★★½ Rewatched 30 Nov 2024

  I find it a little ironic both times I've watched Basket Case I was high. Out of Frank Henenlotter's Basket Case (not including sequels), Brain Damage and Frankenhooker, Basket Case was always my least favorite. I would still say it is, but I surely enjoyed it a lot more for a second time. Maybe because I wasn't underwhelmed by the creeping high or this time I was watching it with my aunt. I believe this film is better with a…