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  65 2023

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2023 2

  In another universe,
  Its a Friday night and Dad's letting me choose from the new release section from Blockbuster; I choose the space dinosaur movie.
  We grab some fish and chips on the way home.
  My stepmum struggles to sit through Adam Driver trekking through an hour and a half of trope stew. I have a blast.
  We misjudged the start time and dad let's me stay up past my bed time.
  I rent it every school holidays for a…

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  Roadgames 1981

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  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023

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