Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  constructed in a way that is impervious to anticipated criticism therefore impossible to truly enjoy

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  John Mulaney: Baby J 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  all will be revealed shortly

Popular reviews

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  Eer 2021

  Watched 04 Apr 2021

  is she the QUWEEN of the LAHND???

  has she sent herr LEETLE MINION to banish the LEAKERRH of the BEACH!!!

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  Watched 02 Mar 2025 3

  watched on the CLE-->LAX flight from a board game convention. you can always tell who is coming home to LA (hot and mean) and who is going on vacation from the midwest (ugly and nice)

  the high school girl sitting next to me had a four-and-a-half hour long fight over snapchat dms with someone named "HUZZBAND 😈 😈 😈." halfway through her phone died so she installed the app on her laptop and continued the convo from there. girl was…