Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cry-Baby 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Yea Willem it’ll on be 30 minutes, just slap his ass, praise Nixon, and the check will be waiting. 

  I prefer my societal class mockery in the form of a battle of the bands plot device, gimme more!

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  The Day of the Beast 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Believe me bro I gotta I GOTTA kill this baby, TRUST ME BRO. Also where’s grandpa’s acid?

  My favorite character was the pump action shotgun with 60 rounds stuffed inside it, steals every scene

Popular reviews

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  Little Shop of Horrors 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2024

  Wish I could give it five, god I wish but studio execs and whishywashy audience studies just HAD TO fuckin excise the most beautiful ending sequence ever put to film.  

  I wish I could gush pages and pages about this film, but I worry that that much infatuation would make people think I want to fuck the plant

  …

  Okay yea fine I’d fuck the plant but cut me some slack it’s Levi Stubbs goddammit

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  They didn’t kiss :(

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