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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Loved this movie. Thought it was a lot like tinker tailor soldier spy but with probably a lot more words and wit. The performances, costumes music and plot were all very interesting. By far the best part of the movie is the script. So much subtext given in such a concise amount of time

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Wow garbage fucking ending to a pretty enticing movie about an atheist who’s literally just talking the entire movie. I was down with the places their conversations were going, but then it just fizzled into retarded bullshit

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  Civil War 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Sep 2024 1

  Dude this movie sucks dick. The president is hiding under his desk??? What the fuck kinda shit is that. Also this is like such a non movie, it says nothing, has one good scene with Jesse Plemons and is just saying “violence is bad” the whole time. Why would that little girl whose acting wasn’t that convincing jump into the middle of the hallway to get a picture of a random secret service officer agent shooting? Also they don’t explain the Texas Cali thing, or why the war started. Only line I remember was “THE ANTIFA MASSACRE” 🤣🤣🤣 dude I can’t believe how bad this is

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  Every squelch had me wincing, the sound design and camera work in this movie is insanely sick. Awesome shots of people chewing, brains getting smashed, spinal birth giving, it was all so goddamn disgusting, and awesome. This movie had me locked in from the start to the end and I liked the allegory style of the story. Demi Moore only sees her worth In the way she looks and it’s a great display of that. Thought it was such a funny movie too, most of the movie is pretty goddamn funny. Idk really fucked with this one

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