Chaz

Chaz

I'm the pitchfork of movies

Favorite films

  • My Dinner with Andre
  • Crash
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Now, Voyager

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  • Sphere

    ★★½

  • Needful Things

    ★★★½

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Sphere

    Sphere

    ★★½

    Writing egg sphere sphere in my science notebook

  • Needful Things

    Needful Things

    ★★★½

    I can see why this was unpopular in the very early 90s lol, a bit too mean. Ending was meh but otherwise good.

    Oh no, he took my needful thing!!

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★½

    The way he treats gromit... He makes me sick

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★★

    Ed Woodward doing a ropey Scottish accent: Ach noo... There are naked women on this island... Do you noot believe in the sanctity of Christ
    Christopher Lee wearing a cunty outfit: The real Christ is GMO crops officer... Not that I'd expect you to understand, being a virgin loser
    Sexy 70s Blonde woman with even worse Scottish accent: do ya nooot like ma tits

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