Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Great Gatsby 2013

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025 1

  [me with a time machine]haha so is there a mr. jordan baker? Things are going to get incredibly bad very soon by the way.

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  Better Man 2024

  Watched 16 Feb 2025

  everyone is getting my ass for not knowing who robbie williams is. if there was a famous singing monkey who had two normal human parents I definitely would have heard about it at some point so I think this is some sort of misguided prank

Popular reviews

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  Bingu: Movie with a monosyllabic title

  peele: how many layers of spectacle are you on
  debord: like, maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude
  peele: you are like little baby. watch this

  Kim says: "As a horse girl, this movie rocked. It's probably my favorite of his movies. If you're looking to see a good movie, I say 'Yep'. 4.5 stars"

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2024

  Bingu: A movie where product placement is a fundamental part of the plot

  This shit was so funny dude. It's a board game movie! Why did it go that hard! Would have completely lodged into the joke node of my brain if I saw it when I was younger and I'm pissed off I haven't seen it until now. I think it got the coveted "like" as soon as Tim Curry started scampering around like a goblin and the last line bumped it up to the full 5 stars. goddamn

  Kim says: Very good. 5 stars