Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  It's really impressive how it doesn't just feel like some generic fantasy something, it totally captures the vibe of DnD. Incredible number of the jokes had me absolutely rolling. Small Bradley Cooper Undefeated. White tiefling is kind of a flop but every other character is extremely delightful. Yeah I'll watch 3 more of these!

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  Enemy Mine 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I truly believe, with my whole heart, that they could remake this into my favorite movie of all time. But the human man and the masculine presenting agender alien reptile would have to fuck for real this time.

Popular reviews

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 5

  I kind of think it's a perfectly constructed film. Jokes all hit. The rat is nice. The wife is extremely attractive. There's an evil vizier who becomes nice through the power of love. It's got it all! Imagine saying you wouldn't eat at his little restaurant. Brooks is so crazy

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  A lot of really great face acting in this one! Love to look at a huge face and say “I know exactly what you want me to think you’re thinking!”

  Got the movie Tetris effect where as I walked out of the theater to my car I was looking around shiftily thinking “how am I gonna get away with this”. They’re sending the whole ten thousand man swat team to catch me for the crime of going to movie by myself 🙁