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  The Slumber Party Massacre 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jul 2020 1

  In an era of the classic comedic slasher movie this may not be as iconic as the Halloweens and the Friday the 13ths but I am genuinely surprised that this doesn’t have a larger Cult following. I am very excited to watch SPM 2.

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  Possum 2018

  ★ Watched 16 Jul 2020

  No. Just no. I would rather deepthroat some dirty fingernails than watched this. News flash Matthew Holness: the audience are not mind readers. Next time include a little exposition to keep me awake.

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  Navy SEALS v Demons 2017

  ★½ Watched 15 Jul 2020

  After watching this movie I am really starting to question the expertise of our nations highest regarded special operations force. In the end I am just left with many more questions regarding this elite group. Is every SEAL team equipped with spiked wooden crosses? Are SEAL teams allowed to kill entire police forces in a hunch? If you make fun of every single ethnic group does that make it okay? 

  I guess all and more will be answered in the other installment I’m the series: Navy SEALS v Zombies

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  Fateful Findings 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2020

  This was the single greatest movie I have ever seen. I went into it not knowing my purpose in life, now I know it is to get a masters in computer science and devote my life to finding national

  
  
  

  
  AND international government and corporate secrets.

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