Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eephus 2024

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  how are we supposed to solve the male loneliness epidemic when rec league baseball fields are being torn down and replaced with schools?

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  The Loveless 1981

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  thought this was excruciatingly dull. too little style and almost no substance. like david lynch without the oddball character, humor, or sense of mystery

Popular reviews

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  AGGRO DR1FT 2023

  Watched 07 Oct 2023 3

  a cross between miami vice, the final 10 minutes of spring breakers, and that one sex scene in cyberpunk 2077. just the latest entry in the most interesting filmography in 21st century american cinema

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  Egomania: Island Without Hope 1986

  Watched 20 May 2023 1

  Damn, Udo Kier literally caught me sneaking out of his own movie. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life