Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jun 2023

  Harry handled finding Dobby in his room better than I would have. coming into my bedroom to see a ballsack with legs and massive ears jumping on my bed , let's just say a few kicks and punches would be flying straight towards its fuck-off head along with two thumbs going into its massive eyes.

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Jul 2023

  If I was in La la land I would have just been violently whipping and nae-naeing until I got tired

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Black 2016

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Brief notes:

  - the funniest thing about this movie is that " E.L James" is credited as a writer because she wrote 50 shades so that's funny to me.

  - there was a king Bach jumpscare and joke about him spiking a drink.

  - this movie feels like a YouTube sketch that was dragged out.

  - some jokes that made me smile maybe a chuckle in places but just like most of these uncalled for parody movies they drag the…

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  Flight Risk 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  as soon as it ended and "directed by Mel Gibson" came up. it all made sense

Popular reviews

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  The Paedophile Hunter 2014

  ★★★½ Added

  that one pedo seemed genuinely pissed that there was no 13-year-old, not that he had been stung but that he couldn't meet her.

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Jun 2023 4

  Today is my 21st birthday and I am watching one of my favourite movies whilst eating breakfast, epic birthday.