Harrison Craft

Harrison Craft

Favorite films

  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Gladiator
  • Back to the Future

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  • The Thin Red Line

    ½

  • White Men Can't Jump

    ★★★

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★

  • October Sky

    ★★★★

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  • The Thin Red Line

    The Thin Red Line

    ½

    It might not be objectively a bad movie.

    But subjectively, it is the most boring creative product I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

    20 different characters spouting poetry at me with shots of nature for 3 hours. Maybe it’s because I’ve got flu, but this was the most boring movie I have ever seen. 

    I actually turned this off, I watched 2:30 minutes of it and just couldn’t take it. I’ve never quit a movie until today.

  • White Men Can't Jump

    White Men Can't Jump

    ★★★

    Nothing really stood out to me

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  • Interstate 60

    Interstate 60

    ★★★½

    The hitchhiking prostitute slept with over 2000 men. Kinda reminds me of your mother

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ½

    This is one of my least favorite movies i’ve ever seen. I don’t appreciate the stylized killing with a shit storyline at all.

    People kill mans dog. Man kill people. It’s a movie that caters to cavemen who can’t follow a complex storyline. 

    There is never any doubt as to whether or not Keanu Reeves would win this movie. I never feared for John Wick’s life or genuinely thought he wouldn’t make it.

    This movie was like an hour and…

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