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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
There are too many iterations of Dracula at this point. While this version is undeniably well made— with Nicholas Hoult delivering a standout performance and the cinematography truly stunning— it struggles to offer anything fresh.
The ever-looming shadow of Nosferatu adds a palpable sense of anxiety, but the film ultimately sticks to the same story beats that have been done better in other adaptations (Coppola’s 1992 version). Again this feels overly familiar, leaving little room for surprises or originality.
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Thor: Love and Thunder 2022
What’s more embarrassing than Thor: Love & Thunder? The Marvel audience laughing at the most generic jokes. I still can’t believe the woman behind us laughed 7 times at the goat’s yelling.
How is Morbius better than this 😭
Rewatchable: ❌
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The Color Purple 2023
There are glimmers of magnificent musical cinema, but ultimately feels inferior to the og film. I enjoyed it but can’t find myself watching again.
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