This chaotic supernatural adventure only makes any sense if I think of it as a D&D campaign:
A truck driver rogue and his monk buddy join forces with a lawyer (paladin) and some colorful NPCs to take on an evil lich and his sorcerer minions in order to rescue the monk’s girlfriend (secretly a dragon princess) and save the town from rival magical gangs. They escape from a street fight ambush, sneak into the labyrinthine depths of a creepy warehouse, witness arcane rituals, and just barely roll well enough to save the day.
Pair with a unknown magical concoction that is definitely not legal