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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
It's still crazy how much David Wenham and Sean Bean look alike. I know that's the point, but still
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The Yellow Wallpaper 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If you want the short version, skip this movie, it is very bad. Just go read the short story this is based on by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Her original piece of writing is still one of my favorites of all time.
Okay, now for the long version.
None of the themes from Gilman's story are done any justice. In fact, none of the themes except for the psychosis and postpartum depression even survive to be included in this adaptation. All…
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Suitable Flesh 2023
They made a good body swap horror movie already it's called Freaky.
But no, really. This has the heart of an "Idle Hands" or "Reanimator"* and the body of something featured on MST3K. It clearly wants to be a campy, rollicking good gorefest, but it's not. Between the look of cheap video, the purposely over the top acting from Asa (but not in the good, Jeffrey Combs way,) and the lack of anything especially scary/creepy or fun among other things,…
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