Joe Mama

Joe Mama

There are scorpions in my mind 
And cheerios in my soup

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • American Psycho
  • Paddington
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

  • Megalopolis

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★★

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★★

    Allan Rizzman could handle Bruce Willy’s sweat and chest hair

    Also, fuck the news reporter

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★★

    Once again voicing my concern for grommet

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    Movie good.

    I want custard pastry, and adventure.

    This movie really makes you think…

    Like, what if a chicken had a dogs head? 

    Or, if Mark Ruffalo could steal me away and attract me with his moustache what would I do?

    Can child like wonder survive in a fast pace steampunk London, this remains to be seen.


    Really made me think.

    5/5

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★½

    What is a car chase?

    Well according to Wikipedia it is:

    “ the vehicular overland chase of one party by another, involving at least one automobile or other wheeled motor vehicle, commonly hot pursuit of suspects by law enforcement”

    However, during the course of this film I’ve had some reflections…

    Why do we chase? Is it just a game we’re taught as kids, designed to teach us the values of reciprocity and play fighting? Maybe it taps in to our…