Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  From Russia with Love 1963

  ★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Much like its predecessor, this film has enough unearned one-liners that would even make Steven Wright blow his own brains out.

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  Dr. No 1962

  ★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  This shit stupid, you nerds just like all of the cars and the fucking.

Popular reviews

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024 2

  The only reason this movie performed as well as it did is because people thought it was real, but I watched this with the knowledge that none of this happened and it actually sucks so much cock that I am going to Sundance to submit a found footage film of me jerking off, saying “this wasn’t planned, you guys are witnessing real life.”

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  Wonka 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  Not since John Wilkes Booth has anyone wanted to kill a man in a top hat as much as I do at this very moment.

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