Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  What kind of adult relies on a child for relationship advice and to pull them out of depressive episodes? Tom was a weirdo in many ways but I really can’t get past that detail 😭

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  Tarzan 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  A masterpiece.

  Phil Collins is a legend and every single song on this soundtrack is a banger. Sad, happy, doesn’t matter. Banger.

  I consider this to be one of Disney’s “classics”, you can fight me on that idc.

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025 3

  I was never going to actually put any words down about this nasty ass “film” but now that it has won a multitude of awards that it absolutely did not deserve, beating out performers and material that actually did, I just feel compelled to say… the disappointment is astronomical. 

  “Rape eyes.” Comedic. Oscar worthy. Right.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 5

  Stunning. Not a single bad performance. Not a single detail overlooked. I didn’t think there was enough time left in the year to be blown away by anything else, but Nosferatu came in at the 11th hour and completely fucked up the game. This film was so “5 star” for me that it prompted me to go back and adjust some ratings I previously gave other films from this year. Robert Eggers, you brilliant freak. Well done.