Well, well. It's finally happened.
After having this on my watchlist for nearly 15 years, I finally got my hands on a rip of this glorious, beautifully coked out fever dream of a slasher film. I was always simultaneously deterred and enchanted by this from the trailer alone, having no idea what to even make of this. I mean, look at it. Just what even is this? The overlay transitions. The bright CRT colors. The music by 33 ⅓. The…