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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  needed more adam scott and tatiana maslany. would’ve been better if it ended with the monkey saying ‘hail satan.’

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  i dont love when movies lean so heavily on stereotypes, but sometimes they exist for a reason: it’s true, every trans girl dreams of starting an NGO

Popular reviews

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  Roald Dahl's The Witches 2020

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2020 1

  I give this film 2/2 nostrils

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  The Old Guard 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2020 1

  “DON’T THINK OF ANYTHING WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES ... EXCEPT FOR CHARLIZE THERON. GREAT LEGS, A SWEET FACE, SHE’S THE PERFECT PRIZE. EVEN IN THAT MOVIE WHERE SHE MURDERED ALL THOSE GUYS”

  -Fall Springs 2019

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