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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Aw shit, here we go again, I'm falling headfirst
  Cardinals hit the two-step, conclave makes my head hurt 
  Heard through the grapevine, your Eminence can be a diva
  Cold like Vatican City, hotter than Bellini

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  Bend It Like Beckham 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  choosing that musty white boy over keira knightley was SICK WORK omg jesminder look at me please this isn’t you 💔💔

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2024 3

  oh dear i am frightened!!

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  narrator at the beginning of movie: “this is not a love story”
  me: *still expects it to be a cute fluffy love story and is very much distraught when it turns out not to be*

  anywho the first red flag was them both liking the smiths!! toxicity at its finest!! (i too love the smiths)

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