tl;dr: Hollywood turned a beloved stage musical into another bloated superhero movie and in so doing sucked nearly all of the life out of both art forms.
I walked into this knowing it wouldn't be for me. And it wasn't. But what struck me is how it accomplished transforming one art form (the stage musical) into another (the motion picture) and managed to pit them against each other in a turgid 2-hour-40-minute battle royale of (near) artlessness.
It comes perhaps…