Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Cable Guy 1996

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  “Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”

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  Selena 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Damn

Popular reviews

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jun 2022

  Fuckin GORGEOUS with fuckin FANTASTIC SOUND DESIGN and fuckin SOME OF THE BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY I’VE EVER SEEN IN AN ANIMATED FILM with fuckin ROUSING PERFORMANCES and some of the fuckin COOLEST SCI-FI AESTHETICS I’VE SEEN IN SOME TIME for an overall film that you would think fuckin SHOULDN’T BE THIS GOOD

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  Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jun 2022

  Significantly more enjoyable and better paced, but also goddamn Willie. Ke Huy Quan was adorable and charming.