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  There Are Monsters 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  holy hell. i didn't think a film could creep me out more than koji shiraishi could but fuck ME - there has not been a film that's freaked me out on this level for a long, long time. the way this film builds up this absolutely creeping dread and unease is unreal, never once does it let up in just allowing this proper sense of fear to permeate every scene. i'm just so happy to feel properly freaked out again!!! ૮꒰๑>⩊<๑꒱ა

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  Versus 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  the mid-morning forest atmosphere, the gore, the outfits - this movie is just so COOL. there is no better word. tak sakaguchi is sexy enough as it is but he then dons a leather jacket and starts dual wielding a sword and a .50 cal and blows a literal hole in this guys head and I just. this is the level of cool I aspire to be. I hope I reach it one day.

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  Aladin 1993

  ½ Watched 03 Aug 2022

  A psychological horror in which a father and son are forced to read from a full script they barely understand over the most appalling animation imaginable, all whilst the same ominous 5-second audio loop hums in the background for eternity. Brain-rotting cinema at its purest, you couldn't make something this diabolically inept if you tried.

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  Speak No Evil 2022

  ½ Watched 22 Sep 2022 5

  An exercise in pissing the viewer off which offers nothing in return, genuinely one of the worst cinematic experiences I've ever had. Don't waste your time.

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