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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I am now a firm believer that any film that it 2:30+ in length should have an intermission from now on

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  Major League 1989

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

  Couldn’t think of a better send off to a legend.

  A hot dog, a miller light, and rewatching this

  Rest in Peace Ueck, that front row seat is wide open for you now.

Popular reviews

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  1313: Giant Killer Bees! 2011

  ½ Watched 19 Jun 2023

  Fuck this piece of shit movie. No one bother me, I'm gonna go in my room and caress my body in only my underwear for 8 minutes straight. Maybe a giant killer bee will spy on me.

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  Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

  ★★ Watched 12 Jun 2023

  “Autobots, this movie is mid as fuck. Let’s roll out get ourselves an epic victory royale!!!” Optimus Prime circa 1994. Source (trust me bro)

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